I Feel Pretty

Aight let’s get something out of the way. Going into this movie I expected it to be bad, and that’s not an entirely fair thing to think going into any movie. I don’t think it’s a huge deal but I do think it’s important for me to take note of biases like that before talking about a movie. That being said let’s move forward. You can watch a brief version of my thoughts or read a little more in-depth down below. I Feel Pretty is a new comedy movie starring Amy Schumer, the movie follows the story of Renee Bennett,…

Bad Burgers

Aight so yesterday was the last day of classes for the semester, I’ve been doing pretty good about eating better and I decided to reward myself with a good ole fashioned burger. So I hop in the car, buckle up (I ain’t trying to die out here ya know?) and head out. I had planned to go to this place called Mooyahs to get their chili burger since I freaking love it, but alas I saw the golden arches and my brain just went, “Ya know a Big Mac sounds really good right about now.” So I end up at…

Tilters

Everyone has these little things that just annoy them to no end. There really isn’t a good reason to get that upset about them, but we do. Our pet peeves just really dig into us and push our buttons. Here are some of the things that put me on tilt. Women: Nah I’m just playing, we all know its white people that actually get me on tilt. Specifically French Canadians. Scatter Arrow: This is the stupidest thing in all of Overwatch, and this is a game filled to the brim with things that are stupid. For those unaware, Scatter Arrow…

Tinder

Ya, you know exactly where this is going. I got on Tinder last week. I also got off Tinder last week. Ho boy is that not a service for me. This is going to sound oh so condescending but the main problem about Tinder, for me, is that it’s so outrageously shallow. In my brief time with the app, I developed a rule that helped govern which direction I swiped. If a girl didn’t bother to write anything meaningful in her profile, it didn’t matter how outrageously attractive she was that’s a hard left swipe. I mean come on, I…

Movie Roundup: April 3rd

I’m back with another set of movies to talk about and I’ve upgraded to video format. This week I’m talking about Midnight Sun, 7 Days in Entebbe, and Ready Player One. If you want to just hear me talk about Midnight Sun that’s right at the start, if you want to hear about 7 Days in Entebbe you can skip to here. Finally if you want to hear about Ready Player One skip right to this part. Later. Fun fact, those stupid black bars only appear on the embedded version here, on YouTube itself they don’t exist. I just don’t…

Da King

It’s been a while since I talked about burgers, hasn’t it? Luckily for me, and really unlucky for my body Burger King just came out with a brand new burger. The Sourdough King. I know that I’m supposed to be eating healthier and honestly, I have been, but the Sourdough Jack from Jack in the Box is one of my all-time favorite burgers so how could I not try Burger King’s version? The answer, of course, is with self-discipline but it’s far too late for that now. I’ll go back to eating salads and vegetables today. Saturday though?It was all about this…

Small Things

I don’t have one large idea to wrap this week up with, but rather some small things. Yesterday when I was at the gym (am I lowkey bragging about that? Yes) there was this kid that came in, and I say, kid because he looked like he was 12. Anyways this kid comes into the gym, he’s got a long-sleeve white shirt with a t-shirt on overtop and jeans. Yes, jeans. He came in did like 8 push-ups and then stared at his phone for 15 minutes. I was done and left at that point, so maybe he turned it…