New Phone Who Dis?

Well my poor iphone 5 has officially kicked the bucket.


Technically the phone still works, even though the screen looks so brutal. However, after a drop in the toilet ( before any bodily functions for those curious, silver linings Y’all) it stopped taking a charge. Plugging it in could keep the battery right where it was, so basically I could keep it on life support. That’s no way to live though is it?

So I went down to Wal-Mart yesterday and got myself a shiny new upgrade! All the way to an iPhone 6! WHOOOOO I’m living like a king now baby! Yup, I’m still a full 2 generations behind with smartphones, but really I’m ok with that. The camera on a 6 is good enough, it has internet access, it can make calls and send texts. I really don’t need more from it.

I have been on a pay as you go plan for the past 2 years, so maybe come fall when they have all the back to school deals going I’ll make the plunge and get a really nice phone on a contract, but that’s a decision for future Jonny and it will be future Jonny’s bank account that takes that hit, not present Jonny. Present Jonny likes his money right where it is.

What I’m getting around to is that I have a new phone, so if you want to send me your contact info so I have it just send a text to….

PSHHHHH There’s no way I’m just gonna put my phone number up here on a blog like that. That’s just asking for trouble. I’ll post it on my Facebook because The Zucks already snagged that info and sold it a dozen times, so it really doesn’t matter much if I put it on there. Plus it’s like 6.4 percent less likely that an insane stalker gets a hold of it that way. I did the math on that one, it’s exactly 6.4 percent less likely, and I know what you’re thinking, “Jonny how egotistical of you to think that you would have a stalker!” you are right, and that’s why I made the joke. Later!

Author: JonnyTalkz

I pretend like I’ve got things figured out when really I’m making it up as I go. Honest to goodness truth.

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