Ok, I’m sorry because I pretty much did this yesterday, but in fairness, I hadn’t seen the trailer for this new movie called Destination Wedding. This is now officially my most anticipated movie like… ever. Just the idea of Keanu Reeves doing this deadpan comedy has me in absolute stitches. Like I realize right now that when this movie actually comes out it’ll be just oh so thoroughly average, but at the moment my hype meter is off the charts. I’m more excited for this than anything else right now. Please universe continue to give me more and more Keanu…

Movie Roundup: Looking Ahead

If it wasn’t obvious from my last post detailing all the ways I wasted time last week, let me just say that I’ve fallen behind on my obsessive moviegoing and therefore don’t have much information to make a roundup for this week. So instead and since the summer movie season is finally upon us (BLOCKBUSTERS HOOOOOOO!) I’ll point a few movies out that I’m really looking forward to, and just to spice the clickbaityness up I’ll even let you know that #2 will surprise you! #1: Hotel Artemis Secret hospital for criminals? That’s a premise I can get down with….

Spoilers!

It’s been less than a week people. Less than one week since Avengers: Infinity War was released in the US and yet I’m still seeing people pretty causally dropping spoilers. This really bothers me even though I was lucky enough to dodge all spoilers before going to see the movie. It just seems pretty rude to me though. Like, don’t you want everyone to be able to have the same experience that you had watching the movie? Don’t you realize that just posting on FaceBook comments about potential character reveals can really sour the movie for people who didn’t rush…

The Most Insane Press Conference.

Alright, another week and another round-up of movies I saw over the week… Oh who am I kidding, not one single person is interested in a movie round-up this week. Infinity War looms on the horizon and that is all anyone cares about. Have you heard about Disobedience? It’s a movie starring Rachel McAdams and Rachel Weisz. It’s about two secret lesbian lovers in the Jewish Orthodox community in New York. Not one peep about that, you’d think at least a few outlets would be mentioning something like this. Nope, and you know why? It releases April 27th, the same…

Beirut

Alright so let’s get expectations for this movie out of the way. something something it’s important to know where I’m coming from with things like this. I had absolutely no expectations for the movie Beirut, mostly because up until I saw it I had heard just about nothing about it. I just happened to check showtimes on my MoviePass app (#Notsponsored) and it had a poster with John Hamm up for this movie, I like John Hamm so why not go see it?  you never know right? Beirut is a new drama movie starring John Hamm and Rosamund Pike. It’s…

I Feel Pretty

Aight let’s get something out of the way. Going into this movie I expected it to be bad, and that’s not an entirely fair thing to think going into any movie. I don’t think it’s a huge deal but I do think it’s important for me to take note of biases like that before talking about a movie. That being said let’s move forward. You can watch a brief version of my thoughts or read a little more in-depth down below. I Feel Pretty is a new comedy movie starring Amy Schumer, the movie follows the story of Renee Bennett,…