The Old Jonny

Today around 5:30 AM while I was at work I had this idea of making a parody of the Kanye West song, “I Love Kanye” and somehow I actually went and made it. So yeah, I know I’m a genius. Be jealous.

My Melatonin Story.

I very rarely get sick, maybe once a year tops, but when I do I become completely useless as a human being until I get over it. This really isn’t that bad since it usually never takes more than 24┬áhours for me to get back to being “healthy.” Healthy is actually a pretty bad word to use there since that word can never really apply to me in a serious sense. Functional works better. So it takes 24┬áhours for me to return to being functional. Usually. Why am I telling you about this? Because last week I came down with a fever and it was a very different experience than I’m used to. It became apparent about mid-day last Wednesday, when I was sitting in my American Heritage lecture and I realized that 20┬ásomething minutes had passed and I had done nothing more than stare blankly forwards. I couldn’t go home though since I had quizzes in my other classes

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