Movie Roundup: Looking Ahead

If it wasn’t obvious from my last post detailing all the ways I wasted time last week, let me just say that I’ve fallen behind on my obsessive moviegoing and therefore don’t have much information to make a roundup for this week. So instead and since the summer movie season is finally upon us (BLOCKBUSTERS HOOOOOOO!) I’ll point a few movies out that I’m really looking forward to, and just to spice the clickbaityness up I’ll even let you know that #2 will surprise you! #1: Hotel Artemis Secret hospital for criminals? That’s a premise I can get down with….

Time Off

Last week I said I wasn’t going to be posting anything for about half of last week. So what was I doing instead? Uh….I’ll be honest, I slept. A lot. Like I would come home from work, go straight to bed and then sleep until I went to work the next day. It was something like 14 hours of sleep a day. Is that excessive? Oh yeah, but let me tell you it was just splendid. I guess sleeping isn’t the only thing I did though, by Saturday I had adequately caught up on my sleep, so I went and…

The Luigi Queen

I’ve got a tradition of writing blog posts for those close to me when they die to get married. They’re usually filled with dumb jokes that one right there that compare marriage to death. It’s a dumb bit to stick to but its kind of my thing so I stick with it. This blog post won’t be different from those that came before it, but it is a little bit different. You see I’m writing this post to acknowledge the death marriage of my youngest sibling, Erin. She has the honour of being the first of my siblings that gets…

The Most Insane Press Conference.

Alright, another week and another round-up of movies I saw over the week… Oh who am I kidding, not one single person is interested in a movie round-up this week. Infinity War looms on the horizon and that is all anyone cares about. Have you heard about Disobedience? It’s a movie starring Rachel McAdams and Rachel Weisz. It’s about two secret lesbian lovers in the Jewish Orthodox community in New York. Not one peep about that, you’d think at least a few outlets would be mentioning something like this. Nope, and you know why? It releases April 27th, the same…

Beirut

Alright so let’s get expectations for this movie out of the way. something something it’s important to know where I’m coming from with things like this. I had absolutely no expectations for the movie Beirut, mostly because up until I saw it I had heard just about nothing about it. I just happened to check showtimes on my MoviePass app (#Notsponsored) and it had a poster with John Hamm up for this movie, I like John Hamm so why not go see it?  you never know right? Beirut is a new drama movie starring John Hamm and Rosamund Pike. It’s…

I Feel Pretty

Aight let’s get something out of the way. Going into this movie I expected it to be bad, and that’s not an entirely fair thing to think going into any movie. I don’t think it’s a huge deal but I do think it’s important for me to take note of biases like that before talking about a movie. That being said let’s move forward. You can watch a brief version of my thoughts or read a little more in-depth down below. I Feel Pretty is a new comedy movie starring Amy Schumer, the movie follows the story of Renee Bennett,…